selina: okay, what do you think of dan?
amy: oh, dan is a shit.
selina: you want to expand on that?
amy: sure, he’s a massive and total shit. when you first meet him you think, surely to god this man can’t be as big a shit as he seems, but he is. it’s like if there were a book with covers made of shit you’d think, that’s intriguing i wonder what’s in this book that they saw fit to give it covers made of pure shit. and then you open it and….shit.